Computers. So many feelings arise when that word is said or written.
Computers are like... to what other insidious, diabolical invention can I compare the odious objects? Computers are like (apologies to guy readers) bras.
You can't really go through life without them. People will think you are weird, stupid, and trying to make some sort of pointless statement for the sake of being pedantic and annoying.

They do, I suppose, have some good and helpful attributes, which I will not go in to.
And yet.
They are also irritating, restrictive, expensive, and they somehow know the times when you really need them to work well, and choose that very moment to manifest whatever annoying attribute you really don't want them to.

Who created them? What in the world made them think it was a good idea? These are questions to which we will never really have any helpful answers.

Anyway, I just needed to purge my ill-will toward computers, and it wasn't hard to think of some nasty things to say about bras as well.